do this with my skeleton when i die please
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
"[cougar] is a little more trendy right now than I think it should be. Men have been doing it for so long. If a man’s 40 years older than a woman they’re dating or married to, it seems De rigueur, but if a woman dates someone five or ten years younger, it becomes such a big deal. I find that to be really distasteful." Lucy Liu in Schon magazine 2014
"She’s read all the stories from a strange blue book she found in the beasts library, she’d never expect those stories would be true. Especially when she stumbled across a peculiar blue box."
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS