What a fucking nerd
Me talking about someone I love (via lastisle)    

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

i think i’m gay
dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)    

wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

suddenlyoranges:

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

I THOUGHT I WAS HER ONLY PATIENT MOM???

wonderous-world:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

tonnaree:

Please don’t tell him about the nuggets.

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good