$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate
Master level: Your phone is the same color as your sheets.
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard
I would like it in the color please
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture