liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
image

24 Jul 14 @ 6:01 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
24 Jul 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

24 Jul 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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foreverforelsket:

someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow

24 Jul 14 @ 5:59 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
cas-has-the-phone-box:

disarms:

goodbye my love

this piece of shit. THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. Let me tell you about how this fucKING GIF RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE. I CANNOT LEAVE A ROOM WITHOUT WHISPERING GOODBYE MY LOVE. I CANNOT DROP A PIECE OF FOOD WITHOUT SCREAMING GOODBYE MY LOVE. I CANNOT LEAVE MY FRIENDS WITHOUT LOVINGLY SAYING GOODBYE MY LOVE. THIS FUCKING GIF RUINED MY LIFE. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY FRIENDS’ REACTION TO IT ALL.

cas-has-the-phone-box:

disarms:

goodbye my love

this piece of shit. THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. Let me tell you about how this fucKING GIF RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE. I CANNOT LEAVE A ROOM WITHOUT WHISPERING GOODBYE MY LOVE. I CANNOT DROP A PIECE OF FOOD WITHOUT SCREAMING GOODBYE MY LOVE. I CANNOT LEAVE MY FRIENDS WITHOUT LOVINGLY SAYING GOODBYE MY LOVE. THIS FUCKING GIF RUINED MY LIFE. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY FRIENDS’ REACTION TO IT ALL.

24 Jul 14 @ 5:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

24 Jul 14 @ 5:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
24 Jul 14 @ 5:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
24 Jul 14 @ 5:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
readbythestarlight:

lets-go-lesbos:


Google Chrome feels

this made me laugh so hard

readbythestarlight:

lets-go-lesbos:

Google Chrome feels

this made me laugh so hard

24 Jul 14 @ 5:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

24 Jul 14 @ 5:57 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
24 Jul 14 @ 5:57 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

24 Jul 14 @ 5:56 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

24 Jul 14 @ 12:27 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
24 Jul 14 @ 12:27 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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